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Neither will I accept responsibility for global warming, terrorism, the two world wars, pot holes on my road - well maybe, injustice in the world, USA torture and bullying, or the madness of King George or the other mad George (W Bush). I also will not accept responsibility for the beating of a butterfly's wings in the rain forests of South America, the Wall Street crash in 1929, the fall of the Roman Empire, or the stupid dumb-ass reality tv programmes aimed at the plebian mentally retarded brain-dead idiot generation of the 21st century.

In fact it looks as if I am not taking any responsibility for anything - does that make me totally irresponsible??!!"